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"Don't get me wrong, we've all thought about suing Greenpeace, but going ahead with it? That's some real supervillain shit, dude." <- my impression of Stewy meeting Greg

One time in high school (really it could be any time but I'm imagining high school) Kendall gets dumped right before valentine's day and he, of course, comes crying to Stewy and in the heat of the moment he's like "I wish you were a girl you'd make a good girlfriend" and Stewy is so fucking taken aback that he just says the first thing that comes to his head, which is unfortunately "I don't know if I'd want to be your girlfriend, dude" and Ken just starts bawling. And Stewy is like "okay if I spent valentine's with you will you stop crying, dude?" (he doesn't mention that he did have a date planned because he doesn't want Kendall to feel bad and also he can get girls any time). And so they have a (totally and completely heterosexual) "bro-lentines day" and oh no I made it sort of sweet 😭

dasha's worst crime is taking up precious screen time that could have gone to stewy. but this is also how I feel about every character who isn't stewy

Can’t wait to annually use the clip of Kendall screaming “ITS MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YOUUUUU” on monday

if u know me u must also know that I never shut up about this bitch

im not kidding when i say that if stewy gets only like two minutes of screentime again this season im fully going joker