people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

wHAT

i dream of a day where this is no longer relevant 

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

the crab in the little mermaid was right, the human world is a mess

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I hate when rich companies ask poor people to donate to poor people.

Especially donating to the charity thru the company. You donate. The company gets to write it off like Its their donation.

Every time a company promises to match donations up to a certain amount, they’re saying they can easily donate that much but are withholding those funds until they can leverage that donation into something that benefits their bottom line.

Mmm top tier level when they make you feel like it’s your fault that their donation quota hasn’t been reached yet, and now you’re the aggressor.

she was a gal and she had a pal can i make it anymore obvious?