QuavaMan

ANOTHER OPINION: IF I ASK YOU HOW I LOOK WITH LIKE MY HAIR UP OR SOMETHING OR ME IN LIKE A CERTAIN OUTFIT, IF YOU DONT THINK IT LOOKS GOOD YOU SHOULDNT TELL ME BY GOING “EWWWWW, HELL NO GURL, BLEGH” OR ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES!!

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i dont care how ugly and awkward and insecure you are. im going to fuck you into the dirt!

Every time I look in the mirror I see A face I don't see MY face and if I stare too long I recognize that apparently it's mine and this horrible wave of dread washes over me because I remember that I'm a real person

Gay jokes aren’t even that funny cum on guys