Star&ratS

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

Gets so mad my pronouns change

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

me to me: you stress me out

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

a past version of me put an ice cold Pepsi in the fridge just for MEEEEEE ! lets GO BABBYYYYYY !!!!!!

oh i dont need to do this task right now theres this really stressed girl who usually takes care of that stuff👍