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(Under the cut because it's LONG)

"Bot' would beh roight helpful if every ot'er day it weren't hot enough t'at ye woont to go give satan a rimmin' on his arse or raining enough t'at ye could go swimmin' in t'e street."

They lean up against the old siding of her home, their metal shoulder hitting it with a dull clank, "And since when has rough terrain ever been a concern for you, mi amor~?"

Ah! She was concerned about their own cheeks. How sweet she is~ Crowley's eyes quite literally light up with the mischief only a mad scientist could conjure, "You see, my dearest heart, I have already planned two steps ahead with some of my finest engineering~!"

They pull themselves away from the wall to stand proudly in front of Rachael's windows with their hands on their hips in a hero stance, "BEHOLD!"

Their inventory swaps their equipment to reveal a pair of metal mesh swim trunks that... Immediately fall down Crowley's narrow waist, crumpling loudly, and painfully, onto their feet.

". . ."

The wind blows through the trees. They can feel the warm breath of summer on their nethers as they present full nudity to their partner. Crowley pulls their lips behind their teeth to stare blankly at their spouse while riding out the wave of embarrassment and pain in their foot.

"I was wonderin' how th' botha us would fit in that one pair of trunks." There's a distinct dark line forming across his foot. That looks broken. As if that ever stopped him in the past. Crowley didn't stop for much, let alone a broken foot. He's got an idea on the mind and that's more than enough to keep him from staying off it.

Speaking of lacking self preservation, when she agrees to their hijinks, they let out a giddy little laugh while clapping their hands together, "Oh Rachael you MIGHT regret this! But you can regret it together with me~"

Cheerfully, they begin scouting out a... Decent slope. She wasn't kidding about the ground being mostly rocks. Better than it being made out of flesh! And they're going to just... Tactfully ignore stones that look too similar to bones for their liking. If they don't acknowledge it, it won't hurt them! A life motto that should really be retired all things considered.

Worms Worms Worms Off their strings?

"Truthfully, you might just need a little... Push!" There's mischief in their eyes as they grip Yue by the shoulders and SHOVE him onto the slide, "MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM!"

He was leaning over, giving the slide another look. Maybe if he just sat down and slid, he'd be fine. Less to break that way--

UNTIL SOMEONE PUSHED HIM, ANYWAY!

Not wanting to miss out on the fun, the hero barked out a mad cackle and threw themself onto the slide, after taking a running start. It became very apparent that they would quickly gain on their friend, but did that make them mentally hit the brakes? Of course not! Why would it?

"AMORCITA COME OUTSIIIIIIIIDE AND WEAR SOMETHING YOU DON'T MIND GETTING WET!!!!" They proceed to hold up a boxed slip n' slide and a big bottle of dish soap, "There's a HUGE hill nearby and you're the only one I know without the self-preservation to not do something fun and dangerous. And also maybe wouldn't dissuade me with a tone of disappointment!" :D

Crowleys' "not legal" wife comes to the window to open it. The woods were a mixture of flat and hills here. Easy to get lost in, but she didn't recall any hills clear enough near her for something like this. Not to mention the rocks.

"Honey." Rachael leaned her arm on the open window sill.

"As much as I love unadulterated summer fun, yew do know th' soil in these parts are full of rocks. Right?" She leans out farther. Her cabin in the woods is one level, so she doesn't have to look too far down at him.

They lean up against the old siding of her home, their metal shoulder hitting it with a dull clank, "And since when has rough terrain ever been a concern for you, mi amor~?"

Ah! She was concerned about their own cheeks. How sweet she is~ Crowley's eyes quite literally light up with the mischief only a mad scientist could conjure, "You see, my dearest heart, I have already planned two steps ahead with some of my finest engineering~!"

They pull themselves away from the wall to stand proudly in front of Rachael's windows with their hands on their hips in a hero stance, "BEHOLD!"

Their inventory swaps their equipment to reveal a pair of metal mesh swim trunks that... Immediately fall down Crowley's narrow waist, crumpling loudly, and painfully, onto their feet.

". . ."

The wind blows through the trees. They can feel the warm breath of summer on their nethers as they present full nudity to their partner. Crowley pulls their lips behind their teeth to stare blankly at their spouse while riding out the wave of embarrassment and pain in their foot.

"Truthfully, you might just need a little... Push!" There's mischief in their eyes as they grip Yue by the shoulders and SHOVE him onto the slide, "MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM!"