bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

seokjin:

“aren’t you a pretty kitty?” *cat seems to smirk and makes a little noise as if agreeing*

yoongi:

*hides behind couch all day until he hears that he is going to be fed*

hoseok:

*i drop a pen on one side of the room* jumps five feet into the air then runs in place like a cartoon character upon landing then only runs like two feet in one direction before stopping and looking at me with a crazed look as if i tried to shoot him

namjoon:

sits in the sink. i turn the water on. doesn’t notice water is actively falling on him until two minutes goes by. notices and loses complete shit.

jimin:

someone goes to the bathroom and he cries at the door until they come out only to run away happily like dude didn’t you want to be petted come back

taehyung:

has a taste for clothes to sit on

jungkook:

my headphones: