100% accurate shit BTS says

jimin: [panicking at the burrito store] One of your meat sleeping bags please

Yoongi [Thinking about how maybe the zombie apocalypse happened in 99, but our ghosts figured out how to possess our reanimated bodies. That’s why we all feel dead inside. That’s why we all crave sleep]: some weather we’re having huh

jimin: fairy tales taught me to always buy beans from strangers

Namjoon: Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here"

hoseok: parking lots are just daycare for your car

Seokjin: just because i loved you at one point does not mean i will always love you... I am not Whitney Houston

Hoseok sending an email: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoongi: I do not have my shit together, please stop asking me how I'm doing

Jungkook: My Dad told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

Namjoon: Seokjin asked me if he had any ‘annoying’ habits and then got all offended during the power point presentation.

Seokjin: The members and I have developed an intricate system of hand gestures to communicate nonverbally. Our go to gesture is the throat slit.