saucychicmen

you’ve heard of men turning into werewolves at the full moon we’ll listen up children I’ve got a story to tell. It was Friday the 13th, a full moon, a lovely day in the cafeteria, when two vsco girls were arguing. These vsco girls obviously changed by the full moon, and added power from Friday the 13th turn into the lovechild of “can I speak to the manager” Karen and fulled monster frat boy Kyle. Vsco girl #1 turns into KALE and grabs her hydroflask and hits vsco girl #2 in the arm, obviously this angers vsco girl #2 and she transforms into KALE as well and takes her hydroflask and socks her in the face. hydroflasks are flying, this one girl is crying cause a hydroflask flew into her jaw. to stop the sudden madness that had ensued in the cafeteria the assistant principal goes to stop these anna oopers...however vsco girl #1 has mad skskskills and pops her the face with a hydroflask the AP is on the f l o o r 7 teachers try and stop these immortal beings but the monster coursing through their veins is too much for these pitiful teachers they continue fighting down the hallway tripping, falling, and hydroflasking. Eventually these KALE creatures submit to the power of a team of teachers and AP’s.moral of the story: keep your shell necklaces close, hydroflasks closer

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