Tequila Mockingbird

not to alarm anyone but it’s one direction’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday motherfuckers you ruined my life hope you have a fucking fantastic day

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it

thinkin about the conspiracy theory that sc*oter braun derailed victoria justice’s career to boost ariana’s, and the way kesha and jojo were unable to release albums for literal years because of men in the industry and if we look outside the music industry the way megan fox’s career was destroyed because she spoke up against a powerful man, or how winona ryder’s career never really recovered because she was no longer desirable to men and just countless other talented women ruined by men with too much power that shit hurts man and for every man who does this there’s dozens of men and women staying silent about it on the sidelines and it just has to stop

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

@musicalsandtrees

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

I cant believe Shawn Mendes landed himself a young sugar daddy - nialls only 24 years old afterall