Aloogooduh Cornflakes

nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

"you can’t ship the protagonist and antagonist together!" just u fkn watch me

spread this correction like wildfire.

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#moment of horrified silence

are you trying to say christopher columbus had sex with a llama

no but imagine Wolverine trying to go through the airport security

and the Winter Soldier is standing there like “you too, huh?” 

And Tony Stark offers them blueberries.

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

Oh my

treat yourself like steve rogers would treat you

ohhhh, thats so cute