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Shane: Hi, So Fucking Horny, I'm-

The song:

"Lower your voice. You're being too loud." So are all the grown men over at the bar shouting at the TV.

"Don't talk about your special interest for too long. It's annoying." Okay, but grandpa and uncle can spend a whole afternoon talking about football trades and plays.

"Losing a game happens. You don't make a big deal about it." I can't be frustrated about Uno, but grown men shout and break things over a game they weren't even playing.

"You're too old to play dress up." Grown men out shopping in team color face paint and jerseys of their favorite player.

"You watch whatever is on the TV at someone else's house. You don't change the channel." Uncle immediately changes the channel to sports as soon as he comes over (even if there's not a big game on).

When a fellow autistic is infodumping about something that doesn't interest you

Alfred: No, Master Wade. Your mother is deceased. Now tidy up your room.

"The balls must bounce much higher if they're to please his royal sire"

"The teddy bears be furry

If they're to gay his royal curry"

Us: ACAB

Boomers:

Autistic: *uses stim toys, headphones, adaptive clothing, or any accommodations*

Clémente: *smooch*

Cole: W-what was that for?