PRIORITY

do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.

oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

If I had a dollar for each time a woman found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

shes literally just posing normally like these aren’t nsfw at all this guy is a dick

way to sexualize everything your daughter does you gross fucker

Who’s even surprised anymore? This is where people go on to get offended on other people’s behalf. 

Queen Elizabeth II has been alive since the height of the British Empire and has spent roughly 78% of her life watching it decline

Japan, one of the least obese nations in the world have obese men fight for entertainment whilst America, one of the most obese countries in the world, have very fit people fight for entertainment

Windows’ “checking a solution to the problem” feature when a program crashes has never found the solution to the problem.

If one person says a word wrong, it’s a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it’s an accent.

Luxury model and sports model.