occasionally rad

#that’s fucking great#now i have a mental image of louis getting bored in the hotel#and asking harry if he’d happened to pack louis’ hogwarts schoolboy outfit#and harry was like ‘of course i did lou - you know that’s one of my favorites’#and thinks he’s about to get lucky#but louis puts it on and goes to surprise fans in the theme park instead#leaving harry pouty but smiling#though you know he did actually get laid once louis got back#and made full use of that tie while they were at it (boybandwasteland)

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

me: [remembers that im not actually friends with 1d and that i dont know them personally] me: wtf

i love how with the night changes POV video footage instead of bein like “omg it’s like i’m on a date with louis!!” and imagining ourselves… we’re like “ohH JESUS THIS IS WHAT HARRY SEES WHEN HE AND LOUIS STROLL TOGETHER IN THE PARK HOLDIN HANDS! DAMN YAAASS HOW DOES HARRY SURVIVE???” and imagining harry

The way Zayn gets up after Harry smacks him

do you think when harry and louis get married louis will tattoo his rope closed through a miniature anchor and harry will tattoo a miniature rope through his anchor because they tied the knot

#go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done