三代目風影

MEME: Send me ‘liar’ and my muse will tell yours a lie. 

@karukv

“Sunagakure was founded by good men who wanted to create something meaningful. A lasting legacy in a desert where most things are blown away by the Eastern Winds.” Ryōzen said, tap tap tapping on the history book beside Temari. “And learning from those who came before us helps us know which steps to take.”

Send me   ‘  🍻 ‘    for our muses to go out for drinks together @sennenryuu

Lol like--- In Modern AUs, he’s the professor who you email a lengthy and formal letter to and his only reply is:

Noted.

Occasionally sends a meme in a group chat. More often, it’s going to be some sort of Get this academe gossip to @mita-rashi. You would not believe who started a fight at the conference today.

But for the longer letters? The ones where he pretends to pour his heart out to catch an unwitting person? The ones he intentionally adds a personal touch to?

Purple prose and formatting. Forever.

Like, don’t get me wrong. I love formatting--- used correctly. Usually in poetry. Such as:

My general rule is to use the least amount of words to convey the meaning you want. Which I don’t always follow because I don’t always draft and edit my replies. But I don’t go out of my way to pick up a thesaurus to increase my word count to 500 when I could say the same thing with 50 words. And then make it pretty because words not used often are pretty.

If I were reading poetry it would be fine. There is form to poetry. There is a cadence to poetry.

The cadence in writing prose is different. This depends so much on readability that to me--- it doesn’t make sense to flower up a paragraph only to lose the meaning in it.

@icecurse

Poor people are an opportunity unlike any other!

They don’t ask for a whole lot and most of the things they need, Ryozen as Kazekage could provide. Not to mention, they’re willing to do a lot of things to get what they need. They’re also generally easy to find.

Best of all, they don’t have the power to get back at you. He will always have stronger and more loyal ANBU at his beck and call (though some of those ANBU also have humble beginnings). And generally, those poor people he uses for other reasons are pretty much disposable.

@momiji-katsu-chiru

I tend to be someone who likes to plot? The more elaborate, the better. As evidenced by my probably 100 different AUs at this point in time.

And I get it that not everyone is up for writing as elaborately as that. That’s fine.

But when I try to go into someone’s ask box and try to negotiate an RP... and it doesn’t end up being a negotiation? Just me giving ideas and my partner going “that’s great!” with little to no return? I’m not talking full blown essay. I sometimes just need a-- my character’s personality is a bit like this. Given what you’ve said about yours, this could be a possible dynamic. What do you think?

Or you know, just, any indication that someone is putting thought into what you’re plotting and genuinely wants to RP with you?

So my pet peeve is--- that lack of return.

@qasmavia

Apparently, it’s that time of the evening when all the children pick their favorite pillow to sleep in. And he is one such pillow. Surprisingly. Given Temari’s initial... distrust of him. Hah.

“Good evening, Temari. I’ve---”

“How do you know my name?”

A beat. “I can read minds.”

“You’re not going to like it,” Ryozen said, shaking his head when she reached for his glass. Again.

“If you close your eyes and count to 100 slowly--- in your head, in your head. You shouldn’t say it out loud. Your mom will bring out the hot chocolate for you, okay?”

@momiji-katsu-chiru

Both? The general rule for Ryozen is that if it benefits him, then he’s for it. If it doesn’t, he’s against it.

Like, Ryōzen’s physique, outward persona, his reputation. It’s a very... manly man sort of thing? Mainly because society views these attributes with the lens of power. And power is something Ryōzen both wants to attract and needs to project.

Does that mean he only relegates men into positions of power? Absolutely not. He’s not going to let go of some of the best minds just because they’re women. He tries to take as much of them as he can. Sometimes, strategically using their “societal invisibility” for his purposes--- most of his spies are women.

🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could? 

Wouldn’t change a thing.

🌺 - Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?

♥ What’s the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

This is a bit awkward since you also RP Sasori. But around 6 years ago, I had a Sasori and Karura ship that was not at all wholesome. We weren’t playing it as such. Bla bla bla. We’ve been shipping it for like... a year? Or so? Then this Temari RPer goes to my ask box and--- I guess insists on RPing something to potentially break the relationship? Or something?

Which was meh, I should have known better than to have started that thread of RPing. So I stopped it. Then they went wild in my ask box saying that they hate the ship, and now they hate the characters, bla bla bla. Then, they went wild in my friend who’s RPing Sasori’s ask box. Then, when we tried to ignore them, they went wild in the tag. I think there’s still one post out there that they had up, I forgot what happened to the others.

Like, friend. I tag everything. Block it. Unfollow me.

It’s not like a bad bad experience. Just... surreal? Could you believe someone would go to those lengths to be angry? Surreal.

☼ How long do you stay mad? 

Apparently, from what people tell me, I don’t get mad often. When I do, it is often unexpected, and is never something I personally? consider anger? So it doesn’t really last.

I don’t need to be mad for people to be on my shitlist though.

☢ What fads/trends are you so over? 

PURPLE PROSE. LIKE. Is readability? Not something people factor into their writing??

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?