satellite-ghost

why did we decide the room we wash our entire body in had to be the same room we shit and piss in

okay the deltarune music was nice for a while but at this point i would literally rather listen to kevin macleod in the bg of a video essay i am so tired of field of hopes and dreams

hey if your immediate reaction to seeing someone walking on the side of the road in a place without sidewalks is to honk at them go ahead and drink rat poison for me

it is important to go into the year with a positive attitude ! with that in mind i will be sitting on the front porch on this fucking beautiful day like actually the weather is amazing and i will be listening to oysters in my pocket on loop while staring into the sunset and grinning until nightfall

just read hs as homestuck rather than highschool. i will be turning myself into the authorities.

fun fact i. can do the uwu mouth irl. it is much less cute than you think it is !

hey splatooners, i have a small favor to ask! if you feel yourself getting horny, please close the game and do not draw softcore porn to display publicly in the lobby. there are children present 👍