Satan The Lesboy

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

fun thing I said today that I wanted to document:

If your birds somehow magically got thumbs what kinds of crimes would they commit?

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