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I asked god if he was mad at me and he handed me a cool rock

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cathartidae

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

cathartidae

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

cathartidae

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

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Welcome to Trilobite Tuesday! Trilobites, while commonly seen fossilized as single individuals, were highly social animals—gathering together to mate, molt, or feed. On occasion, fossils are unearthed featuring multiple trilobites on a single slab. Discovered at a dig site near Jorf, Morocco, the specimen pictured here reveals an amazing colony of ornate 1-in- (2.5-cm-) long Devonian lichids.

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dimetrodone

Mesmerized by the aba aba knifefish right now

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These guys are also notoriously aggressive fish, reach over a meter long, and have a mouth full of sharp teeth.

But also their body is silly.

despazito

Some kind of shrew

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You've been able to understand animals your whole life. Though, to be fair, it's not as interesting as it sounds - it's mostly demands of sex, cries for help, or stuff concerning food. And so it was until yesterday when you overheard two frogs discussing the finer points of quantum physics.

triangleguy

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

jamesusilljournal

Summer Night by the Beach, Edvard Munch, 1903

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[You defeat the Goblin in a fight.]

[The Goblin cries Uncle!]

[Your Sanity is decreasing!]

[You are spotted by the Uncle!]

[Your nose is Broken!]

[Your left arm is Broken!]

[Your right arm is Broken!]

[Your left lung is Punctured!]

[Your left foot is Broken!]

[Your skin is Removed!]

[You are Bleeding!]

[You have bled out.]

* Tip: Uncles are known for being fierce predators.

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Several "silent protagonist" type adventurers are getting on the guilds nerves with their refusal to speak, so in an attempt to teach them a lesson the guild leadership forces them to team up. Much to the guilds annoyance they all manage to work together flawlessly in spite of never speaking.

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snoopy of the day

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In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured.

The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly lifted all 3,059 of the Christian-owned restaurants off the ground and into the Lord’s Eternal Kingdom. Videos posted across social media showed customers as they screamed and fell to their knees in Chick-fil-A parking lots, clutching the empty wrappers, containers, and cups that seconds earlier had held their chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, and soft drinks.

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