If you can't beat your demons, fuck 'em

Cw: these are mean lol

Lucifer: you either reblog picture of geriatric men on Medicare and tag it was “my baby girl” or “little meow meow” and/or you desperately need your father’s approval

Mammon: you’re like if the flavor vanilla was a person that and/or you often feel othered and have been on the receiving of some nasty bullying

Leviathan: you weeaboo shit you know what you are. Literally you’re just like him

Satan: I don’t care what your gender is now you had an “I’m not like other girls” phase and if you think you didn’t it probably wasn’t a phase and/or that kid that was gifted in elementary just to learn you’re actually average you just didn’t have friends so you focused on academics.

Asmodeus: you’re a queer of some kind with an anxious attachment style and crippled with insecurity. You’re also either asexual or rabidly horny there’s no in between. You love yandere tropes because you feel so undesirable and unwanted you just want someone to want you so bad they’d do anything.

Beelzebub: you’re a simple person. Ya like himbos and ya like tits. To you all a man needs is a small brain and massive honkers.

My art for the @solocollabom 2022. Prompt: Fire/Leaves

MC at some point got a tattoo. They never would've imagined the art on their body would mean so much to someone else.

TW!!! suggestive, reader discretion advised in Belphegor's part

Lucifer  ⛧ He saw it that one time you left your door open to change into a new shirt and he so happened to walk past and see the wings tattooed on your back.  ⛧ His hands formed fists and he stopped in his tracks, anger mixing with pain as he looked at the mark you will never be able to get off of your body.  ⛧ He was reminded of his painful past.  ⛧ He'd curiously trace his fingers over the marks and ask you why you got it because he just can't wrap his mind around why would anyone willingly bring such fate upon themselves. ⛧ Besides hating the fact that its angel wings, Lucifer finds it quite delicate and sexy, especially on you. ⛧ Not to mention during intimate times... let's just say his thoughts go haywire looking at your tattoo during backshots.     Mammon  ⛧ He'd hear from his brothers and the others at RAD that you told them you had a tattoo and he was always curious where it was and how it looked.  ⛧ There was a time he wanted to ask but you got flustered and told him it was not important. Now it bothered him even more.  ⛧ His greediness got to a level where he tried peeking under your shirt while you were asleep on the sofa in the living room but you noticed and were angry at him for a week for it.  ⛧ Eventually, the two of you ended up in a heated battle of tounges that probably would escalate to something more, and when your pants came off Mammon finally saw the hidden treasure, that being a Dollar Bill tattoo above the left side of your hip bone.  ⛧ Staring with wide eyes, he forgot whatever he wanted to do or say he just kept eyeing his beloved money embedded into your precious skin.  ⛧ His favorite thing in the whole world on his favorite human? This was the biggest win ever.      Leviathan  ⛧ Levi wasn't particularly interested in tattoos but when he heard that you had one his mind just kept wondering what it might look like.  ⛧ He unconsciously started watching animes where the protagonist had tattoos and kept imagining it was on him.   ⛧ One time after a long night of watching a series you fell asleep in his bed and his eyes caught onto something that littered your skin.   ⛧ At first look, he thought his eyes were fooling him but then he stood up and went closer and indeed it was on your leg, the tail of a snake. ⛧But he saw it disappear under your pants.... now he has to see it all for himself~ and just like that your pants are gone, and what Levi sees is a snake crawling from your ankle all the way up to your thighs.  ⛧ He's in love.  ⛧ Let's just say he felt a "tingle" in the southern regions, and you woke up to two strong hands all over your body.      Satan  ⛧ The two of you were chilling in Satan's room, you laying in his lap while both of you were reading your books.  ⛧ You had a loose jumper on and upon tossing and turning around, it slid up your arms revealing the mark under it.  ⛧ You didn't notice but be sure he did, and rewarded you with a giggle.   ⛧ When you realized the upside-down pentagram sigil you got tatted on your forearm on a whim in high school was showing, you immediately covered it and shied away from him but he pulled you back with a wide smile. ⛧ He never would've imagined he'd fall for someone who admired him just as much as he admired you.

⛧ He purrs into your neck, a hand snaking up your pullover to caress the mark. ⛧ He fully believed it was fate, and it made him so happy that he even forgot to get angry at the ignorance of humans for addressing the Devil with a pentagram sigil. It was silly but he loved it. 

Asmodeus

⛧ Asmo often found ways to look under your clothes or even get them off, so hiding your stupid tattoo from him was an even bigger chore than from the others, especially since his eyes would catch onto anything that doesn't belong to your pristine body.

⛧ You thought he will find out right away, but surprisingly he never asked about it, even though he knew it was there somewhere, so eventually, both of you forgot about the topic.

⛧ That until one time he was sick and you decided to take care of him.

⛧ While you were cleaning his body as he sat in the bathtub, he grinned and pulled you in as well, all your clothes soaking through.

⛧ That's when your white shirt soaked through and his eyes immediately caught onto the black heart tattoo on your chest.

⛧ He's surprised but tries to mask it with how he immediately starts praising you and compares it to the one on his demon form.

Beelzebub

⛧ When he first saw your tattoo it was rather awkward for both of you, since the tattoo was a small fly in the middle of your palm.

⛧ He saw it once you were cooking for him, and then you just stood there and looked at each other in silence.

⛧ He asked if you had a dead fly in your palm. No, you did not.

⛧ You had to explain what a tattoo was and how it worked and why you had this particular tattoo, the reason being a prank you once made on your friend in the human realm.

⛧ He wouldn't forget to make the joke "if you have a fly on you and I'm the King of Flies, then that makes me your king, right?"

⛧ You'd blush and make out, forgetting about the boiling soup.

Belphegor

⛧ You wore turtlenecks for most of the time after you got back to the Devildom for the second time, since there was a significant climate change between the two realms, and also for another reason. No one questioned why you dressed the way you did, and you weren't suspicious about it.

⛧ One particular night, you stayed with Belhie in the attic, and you thought the perfect time to change would be when he fell asleep, however, you didn't notice he was just faking it and peeked an eye open when he heard you shuffling.

⛧ You could feel his eyes on the back of your neck, on the tattoo you've been trying to hide. He got up to caress it gently with his fingertips, planting kisses over it and hugging you tightly.

⛧ It was a single line circling around your neck, snapping in half in the middle. He knew exactly what it meant and he cursed his hands for what he did to you.

⛧ He asked you why you wanted to remind yourself of something so painful, and you explained it to him while hugging him close to your chest so he could hear your heartbeat, that you didn't hate or despise him. What happened was a part of you, it made you who you are and it would forever remind you of the man you loved.

[5/16/22]

damn bro that's so sad.

in his first birthday event, no one amongst the cast batted an eye when he tricked the brothers into practicing the virtues that they had as angels, nor did anyone notice how he mirrored them by indulging in their respective sins. no one questioned why he never spoke much about himself since season one. without a clear goal, the concept of kindness is simply the absence of cruelty for simeon. a passerby, a bystander, because that has been his role since the celestial war.

knowing this and that simeon is an author, it's curious how he seems to assign roles to everyone in his life, and adopt their traits to fill the places that he lacks. that way, he can find parts of himself in them, just as a creator does with their original characters.

but he cannot figure out what role solomon or barbatos play in his story, and it's why he is relentlessly frustrated and intimidated by what they have to say.