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When social media influencer Tyler Oakley (branded as a “professional fangirl”) must defend American Women’s rights to access Planned Parenthood’s services - he does it with humor and wit that speaks to young (pop-culture saavy) following he caters to. In spite of the Vice President’s attempts to break ties with states, allowing them to defund Planned Parenthood, Oakley, a porudly homosexual young American man, can eloquantly address the issue by praising another figure who shares his popularity on Tumblr and Instagram, Shrek. Two lines - all he needs to demonstrate his opinion of Mike Pence’s decisions while also remaining funny and relatable. Oakley is a trailblazer for being the entertaining, approachable personality he is, while also using his reach and platform to speak out on an important cause. 

did shrek write this

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”