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Spring is in the air, Guardians!

Celebrate the joy of spring with The Revelry, an all-new event in Destiny 2.

Galadriel and Celeborn are hippies

Elrond is a weapons dealer

Gandalf is a pot head

Aragorn is a rebellious teen

Gimli trys to be a mechanic but is better at destroying things then building them

Pippin and Merry are frat boys

Sam sells weed to Gandalf

Frodo is a straight A student with horrible luck

Boromir is Aragorns disappointed tutor

Arwen is a flower child with a love for horses

Thranduil owns a winery located in this unreasonable large forest that he planted

Legolas is a fashion model

Saurman is a university science professor and a secret pagan

Sauron is a local politician with ties to numerous gangs

Theoden owns multiple pubs around town and can usually be found riding horses with Arwen

Eowyn is training in aikido and is usually seen kicking drunks out of her brothers bar

Eomer runs one of Theoden pubs ‘Prancing Pony’

Denethor is the dean of the local community college