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i got really mad at red today

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this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

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Omg I hate red too but I really ship it with yellow. I call them rellow

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No more Harry Potter posts needed, folks! We’re all full! Absolutely zero vacancies on Harry Potter content. You might be wondering, “Wait, but did anyone compare the Supreme Court Justices to the members of the Marauders?” Yep. I’m telling you, we don’t need even a single additional post. I encourage you to read literally any other book, now.

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Draco Malfoy wrote this post

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draco mouthful didn’t write shit this is real fuckin life

satanlostinthedark

Draco... mouthful???

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i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

satanlostinthedark

I want fanart and fanfiction

ghostclassic

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

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don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

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you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

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this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

satanlostinthedark

I have the horse to pick with you

Reblog make sure everyone gets it guys

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Taking all in my questions section of my blog!

Hi, I made an attempt at that percy weasley fic that raiseafuckingglass prompted. i'm new to writing sooooo, it's awkward (this is awkward) Vote of No Confidence by BuchananGalaxyCarter

The best advice I can give is challenge yourself and write as often as you can. I remember when I got my own sketchbook, I drew three drawings a day. Now I do one every day, but I’m significantly better. The same goes for writing; keep it up. You’re doing great, I’m sure of it.

destielette1

Destiel has nothing to do with porn, Destiel is an epic 10 years long love story between a Human and an Angel

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Reblog massively to make a definitive point

Can someone just... umm... I’m gonna seem weird but what is vore exactly

So I have a Harry Potter AU that Professor McGonagall is actually Minerva like the goddess, and she’s training Harry because he’s a descendant of Hecate and Hermione finds out and she’s like ‘oh shitholes what am I gonna do’ and she tells Ron and he’s like ‘oh like from a camp? Yeah my cousin is the Oracle there’

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

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Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

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White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

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neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

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cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

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men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

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atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

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nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

maneth985

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

spottytonguedog

This post is perfection across the board.

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christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

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This whole post is gold

lunabanks1

This post is so damn accurate omg

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It is so ✨ACCURATE✨

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Straight people: you’re bi? Cool.

Straight TM people: you’re bi? Let’s have a 3some.

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teachers: leave when the bell rings please

teachers™: tHe bELl doESnt diSSmiSs yOu, i dO

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vegans: hello i dont want to eat meat thank you :)

vegans™: IM A VEGAN ELLIE HOW COULD YOU EVER EAT CHEESE IN FRONT OF ME OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DUMB BITCH THERE ARE PIG HEARTS RIPPED OUT OF A LIVE PIG IN THERE!

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Yessss

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Trans boys: Can you please use he/him pronouns? Sorry to be rude, but I’m not a girl... Trans boys™️: OMG!!!!! I AM NOT A GIRL DO NOT CALL ME A GIRL I USE HE/HIM PRONOUNS DO YOU HEAR ME IM NOT A GIRL DONT TREAT ME LIKE ONE LET ME JOIN FOOTBALL AND WEAR A BINDER IN PEACE JUST BECAUSE IVE ONLY COME OUT AS TRANS RECENTLY DOESNT MEAN I WAS A GIRL BEFORE-

Help

So I got a 50$ bill from my cousin for my birthday and I fucking lost it any tips where I might find it

Whenever you feel sad remember that when I was 6 I invented my own kind of Pokémon named Boner and my parents did nothing. They even told their friends about it at parties

damfanfictionbar

We don’t appreciate franks grandmother enough

satanlostinthedark

She was incredible guys

I forgot I have my cousin labeled as ‘Cliff Richard’ in my contacts and I literally had a heart attack ‘who is this why are they in my contacts’ and IMG_7543.PNG

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can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

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oh my god… duel lingo

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I want fanart of this

Headcanon that there’s a clear-sighted mortal in PJO who just happens to have adhd and dyslexia and was once confused for a halfblood by a monster

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