Itachiās Daily Texts from the Akatsuki
Nobody eats until you come out and eat with usĀ š¤
Thank you! Youāre the only one who even noticedĀ š
You need to do a better job of hiding that kitten lolĀ Ā it pushed open your door and walked down the hallway again
Of course! You know where I keep it you donāt even have to askĀ š
I know Iāve spoken to Nagato about them heāll handle it
You have GOT to come try this new massage chair I got itās heavenĀ š
Come on I was just kidding!!
Please call him off if he bites off my hand again Sasori said he wonāt replace itĀ š
Sharingan is not art itās dirty cheatingĀ
The counter is covered with plates of eggs, did you do that weird sleepwalking thing again?!
Me and Hidan and maybe Tobi. Come on take the stick out of your ass and just come with us!
Iāll paint them if you braid my hair first.
Why do you always blame me?? Hidan probably took it!
Omfg I SWEAR I meant that for Sasori!!Ā š³Ā Please please donāt show Kisame heāll kill meĀ š«
Heās just so emotional is that an Uchiha trait?
I can literally smell your exhaustion you need to go and rest
Yeah very cute. Be a shame if someone ate itĀ š
He was doing fine. Got a lot taller. Looks a lot like you in the face.
No Iām glad you made him leave that dude freaked even ME outĀ šµāš«
From āTobiā aka Obito
Can I borrow your face cream? This mask makes my skin itch like crazy!
God stop it man are you TRYING to speed up going blind?!
Would he take your last name or would you take his? š¤
No. Never. They think Iām a dumbass, remember?
Little more time in the sun would probably helpĀ š¤·š»āāļø
āCrushesā are for little kids. And anyway he hates meĀ š
I thought about that yeah. Reminded me of your momās. She always made the best ones.
Iām not sure of anything kid. But weāre in it too far to back out.
Idk you just looked super pale
Ask Sasori to make you more, theyāre helping a littleĀ
Idc what Zetsu says. I can do a lotta shit but cannibalism isnāt one of themĀ š¤¢
You think I didnāt see you sneak in that pie? Either share or Iām telling Kisame.
Come and join Konan and I for tea. Weāve got a new blend we think youāll like.
Permission granted. Just be back within three days, Iāll be sending you two on a mission then.
Thank you for the tips. My eyes feel much better now.
Take your time reading it. When you finish Iād love to discuss some of the themes with you.
I know you dislike meat but perhaps a bit more protein might help improve your stamina.
I donāt mind but do not let Kakuzu see it.
Movies with me and blondie?
Yeah but heās half-animal right? Still counts, pervert.
PLEASE make the splinters in the ass joke PLEASE I AM BEGGINGĀ YOUššš
If I didnāt take a piece you would have ate the whole fucking thing yourself and your stomach would burst. Youāre welcomeĀ š
No that was definitely Deidaraās gay ass
Mask boyās looking for you
Oh right like Kisame wouldnāt beat my ass for thatĀ šĀ Nice try asshole
God damn itās 3am when the FUCK do you sleep?!
Weāre not āplottingā anything just come with ffsĀ š¤¦āāļø
It was an accident and I didnāt even look that long donāt tell her sheāll slice me up with that sharp-ass paperĀ š
You always being on time with your rent is most appreciated.
To be honest I donāt really know. But at this point Iām too far into my feelings for him so this is my life now.Ā
Getting enough sleep is important. Nagato agrees that a new mattress would be in your best interests. No arguments.
Iāve ripped off his leg and made it clear it wonāt be returned until he returns your property to you.
Iāll consult with Sasori and get back to you.
Konan is insisting everyone text you to come down to eat. Itās my turn. Be advised that continued delay will result in one or more of us coming and retrieving you by force.
Please inform me right away if you notice any adverse side effects. I may need to change the medication or adjust the dosage.
Oh, thank you for reminding me. I wouldnāt want a repeat of last year. What sort of gift do you think I should give him?
Youāre more than welcome to anytime. You know I donāt sleep.
Finding the correct body is the most difficult part. All that follows is merely routine.
He can be very sensitive. Iām still learning to decipher and appropriately react to his emotions.
May I borrow that book when youāve finished it?
Heh. Thatās actually very funny.
Try not to overdo it. Your chakra levels still havenāt recovered from the last time.
You may want to hurry back. Zetsu has been circling outside your door like an animal and trying to sniff under it. That lock may not hold.
You remembered your meds today right?
Yeah? I bet I could work out that tension š
Cake is not acceptable for every meal, Itachi.
I got a new blanket, very soft. Come test it out with meĀ š
Iāll talk to him about it donāt worry.
For Godās sake just TAKE A NAP!
Have fun but watch your back, I donāt trust those two.
Pretty warm out tonight. Midnight swim later?Ā š
You left your necklace on my dresser
Leave it there. Youāve already got one illicit pet you donāt need a second.
Iām cooking, youāre eating. No objections.
My hands are craving being in your hairĀ š
I did not eat him. Zetsu is a liar.
You got any more pics like that? Please? š