how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

People born on April 20th, 2000 will be 69 on 4/20/69

2016, 2017, and 2018 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each installment

People born on April 20th, 2000 will be 69 on 4/20/69

COLLEGE FIRST.

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

so many shows about a family use a constant abrasion between the parents in order to bring the plot along. not the addams family, no. gomez and morticia were disgustingly in love to the point that gomez kissing up morticia’s arm to her neck is something that even people who haven’t seen the show will recognize. they have a marriage to strive for

There’s an episode of the original show where a rebellious runaway teenager crashes at their house, and is taken aback by how little they care about how he dresses or what he says, and they wind up teaching his parents how to love their son. Four for you Addamses, you go Addamses.

Parent Goals

Reading a book is actually insane when you break it down. You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly

If all guys realized their penis length sounds bigger in centimeters than inches, the metric system would be adopted overnight.

If all guys realized their penis length sounds bigger in centimeters than inches, the metric system would be adopted overnight.

this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood