til the morning light

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

fuck

just went to the throw up factory and everybody knew you

okay huge shoutout to our not jewish belovèd who was messaging someone jewish and wrote "RIP me" but then changed it to "may my memory be a blessing" - this is genius and we think it needs to catch on

i am going to add this to my "drama monarch" file cabinet of gender neutral yet still hilarious changes to phrases, as it feels like it lives in the same world.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

John Carpenter's the thong

adam has the worst luck in the world can you imagine for your whole life having undiagnosed ocd and right when you do start recognizing it within yourself BAM you find out youre also psychic so at least some of what you thought were obsessive thought spirals were actually just you intuiting things that are real. and now you just kind of have to wing it when it comes to differentiating psychic powers and the persistently knocking of mental illness. and one of the visions or intrusive thoughts you keep having is of you killing your best friend. and on top of that you dont even have 15 dollaaarrrrrs

I’m gonna hold your beautiful thighs when I say this…