Puta gringa

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

i had to rewatch this like 5 times to see everything that was going on

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Happy pride let’s all celebrate Harold’s wedding

Denial is one helluva drug…

All your childhood faves are gay! Bwhahahaha! Get wrekt hetros!

Sexuality is not a political agenda

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

The whole movie I was like “this genius, morally ambiguous, divine jawline having lesbian is seducing Elastigirl and it is going to work” 😂