Cap’n

Me, everytime I remember to moisturise: I'm doing this for you nikola

As a gen z person the cheese stick hath returned has me on the brink of hysterical laughter

*has homosexual thoughts*

Actually, Jonathan Sims was the name of the writer. You're thinking of Jonathan Sims's monster, Jonathan Sims.

Yknow what while I’m here I know we as a website agreed to oppress the business majors but all the bullshit that comes around every April over ao3’s business practices makes me think we should’ve kept at least one to explain to people how nonprofits, despite their name, still need money to function and do not in fact run on rainbows and dreams alone

none of my assignments are done but I sure am

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude