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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
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Joseph: *not wearing any shoes*
Jacob: Joseph, put your shoes on.
Joseph: But I want to be one with the rocks.
Jacob: Yeah, until a giant boulder from the heavens comes down and hits you.
Joseph: Jacob, a boulder from the heavens is just a meteor.
Jacob: ...
John and Joseph driving
John: *holding a beer between his legs while Joseph drives*
Joseph: *hits a pothole*
John: *beer spills on his pants*
John: My beer pissed my pants.
John: *sitting in drive through line at McDonalds for 10 minutes with one car in front of him*
John: You watch. He’s just going to get one fucking drink. *they recieve a drink from the worker out the window*
John: Fucking knew it!
Deputy: *sees a picture of Joseph shirtless* Haha nips
John: Yes, humans have those, you immature fuck.
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John: *passes by a single turkey on the side of the road*
Deputy: It’s a solo turkey.
John: What the fuck is a solo turkey?
Deputy: A single turkey..
John: Who the fuck says solo turkey?
Deputy: Look, John. I wanted to apologize for everything I said. For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.
John: No you don’t.
Deputy: I know. I have dreams where I staple your hands to your face.
Playing the game ‘Catch Phrase’ and the word is ‘Aspirin’
Deputy: Okay so, uh uh uh, oh I have a headache and I’m going to take...!
Grace: Tylenol?
Hudson: Advil?
Pratt: Ibuprofen?
Sharky: Viagra?
Grace: ...
Hudson: ...
Pratt: ...
Sharky: What?
Deputy: .... Wrong headache...
Megatron: WHO’S! THAT! AUTOBOT!
Blurr: IT’S LONGARM!
Megatron: IT’S SHOCKWAVE!
Blurr: F U C K ! !
John: Ya know
John: Y’all make it seem like drinking water will solve my problems
John: Like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers.
Deputy: Are you okay?
John [crying]: No, I’m really not.
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Hurk: Whats wrong with the plan?
Deputy: Hurk, this could be the stupidest plan we’ve come up with. Your aware of that, right?
Hurk: ....i’m aware that it’s not our best.
Hiding in a bush from peggies
Jess: *whispering* Hey man, do you got any more starbursts?
Grace: *whispering* I got like three but you can’t have the pink one
Deputy: I asked you to come pick me up.
Sharky: Yup.
Deputy: At the drive through pharmacy.
Sharky: Yup.
Deputy: And you drove the car through the front doors.
Sharky: It said drive through.
Sharky: I have an idea Dep, but I’m going to need your permission..
Deputy: Why would you need my permission?
Sharky: Because if I mess it up I don’t want it to be my fault
Joseph: Are you still mad?
John: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like the Deputy to work?
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