let it be

be sisko. wake up. cook a delicious breakfast for your family and pack lunch for your partner. get caught up on unanswered communications on your PADD. have a morally questionable figure become psychosexually obsessed with you, chasing the thrill of corrupting you while also desperately craving to earn the benediction of your approval as a Good Man. add them to the spreadsheet. look into starting a community baseball club. call your dad. schedule senior staff meeting to address the issue of the local bartender being split into good and evil halves due to touching an ancient relic he was trying to sell on space ebay. break up argument between two ambassadors from warring factions on the precipice of nuclear war. give them both a jumja stick. blackmail the evil half of the bartender into letting them have it on the house. add beets to your grocery list. write letter of recommendation for junior staff member. message your favorite worm to get the station gossip while you cook family dinner. go to bed. try your best to interpret prophetic dreams from sacred aliens beyond your understanding. wake up.

the best thing a male character can do is be insane and love his wife

going to be honest. some of you are tagging the most sane milquetoast little guys on this post. if he won't drive a speedboat through a whale, kill a man with a fanny pack, go on a murder spree with a pencil, or commit a little cannibalism all because he loves his wife he does NOT count

whoever decided that a big part of siskos characterization is that if theres a little baby anywhere on the station he will sense it and will break barriers and compromise his morals and fight his way through insurmountable odds just to pick the lil guy up and go :D was SO smart ily mwah

Kirk: Enterprise crew this is captain Kirk speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad.