God

im she

I’m Mika.

SHE RAN AWAY IM DEAD

shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!

Raccoons should have guns I think

he is SO good and talented

what a good baby

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

KDNDMDLFMFNDNDKDKKF

I hate hearing stories about how someone cheated but the other person forgave them and now they’re even more in love and lived happily ever after, it’s propaganda and I don’t care

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.