beached whale

This bitch had like 5 accents

I laughed at this too much

If there are trees you aren’t alone

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

she wanted the milk man and he just wanted the milk, man.....

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

It’s so American.

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

finally someone said it

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

in the tags put your pets name vs what you actually call your pet