my future is tomorrow i'm scared

your cat was an honor to see in the window

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery