PROMPTS FROM CRITICAL ROLE: VOX MACHINA
CAMPAIGN 1, EPISODE 30: "STOKE THE FLAMES"
* assorted dialogue from the campaign as i watch through it for the first time, adjust as necessary
i want to lick mine and make love to it all night long.
i'm getting crumbs in my bosom.
we'll find some duct tape for you.
one down, how many left? how many are there left?
i think we need to find a place to lay low.
i don't think it's safe to leave tonight.
the streets are going to be crawling with guards and people looking for us.
it might be smart to be down in the cellar tonight.
i can clear out a bit more space.
i was also thinking about the weird cough you have.
so, [name], spill your guts. what the fuck is going on?
a few years ago, i had a dream. i had a very intense dream, and in this dream, something asked me if i wanted revenge.
who is the last bullet for?
we don't want to lose you, [name].
i've killed a lot of people on my way here.
i no longer feel in control. i no longer trust myself.
i wouldn't expect you to trust me.
are you afraid you're going to hurt us?
i'm afraid i'm going to disappoint you.
i don't know how to stop this.
i want to hurt them. i want them to know it's me.
i think if we get out of this, either i'm going to need you to save me or finish me.
we can do that, and then if it gets out of control, we bop him on the head and take him to a temple.
i think that's the best plan we have, actually.
we have to kill everyone in as dramatic a fashion as possible.
you think we're going to win them over by showing them how disgusting we are?
i wouldn't mind a few people being scared of us, too.
we're going to knock him the fuck out!
don't worry, [name]. we've got you.
if i start to turn against you, if you think for a moment that i am out of control... please, please do what is necessary.
the moment that i turn on you, the moment that i even threaten any of you is a moment i am not in control. no matter what is happening.
i don't believe you're really sick.
i've heard a cough like that, and it's probably syphilis.
we can all get a good night's sleep.
where do you think the smoke comes out of?
you're so intimidating in that costume.
is your little butt flap down? are you in the long johns?
fucking hit him this time, will you?
because i just woke up, i've got to pee.
this game is totally fucked.
by the way, i'm holding my dick with one hand and the wand with the other.
it's never going to stop being funny.
you're so attractive tonight for some reason. have we been together?
should we ask it questions or something?
i think we should probably just kill it.
so newsflash: the fog is bad. we probably need a new hideout.
we should probably get the fuck out.
i will attack both of you.
oh god, look at that smirk on his face!
this is the dumbest idea, by the way.
we don't give a fuck. we're walking around. we don't give a shit.
recognize us, i dare you.
i can't have you here! you'll bring them right to me!
i've never seen any of you in the city before in my life.
can we sleep here for the night?
can't fucking earn a living in this land.
i haven't eaten in three days.
the fuck are you talking about?
it'd be nice, for a change, that there'd be someone up to fucking fight for this shithole of a place.
did you really puke, or did you fake puke?
what makes you so sure you can change the tide of this battle?
i did not think you would have lived.
let's go pick a fight with a house.
if i've said it once, i've said it a hundred times. i don't need help.
if i die, tell [name] i love them.
