I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

BRINGING IT BACK

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

nothing is more heartbreaking than when you try your hardest and it still isnt enough

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

I love cats