âNotice how Iâm not complaining. I havenât been to the beach in ages. I need a tan before I fall into the pasty white category!â
âExactly! Â I mean letâs face it, Â you look fabulous already, Â but itâs true that a little bit of color never hurt anybody! Â Plus, a trip to the beach is always worth it just to see all the boys gawk over you, and watch them do stupid things to try and impress you. They always think youâre laughing with them when most of the time youâre just laughing at them. The entertainment value is endless I swear.â















