she laughs without fear of the future

bye bitch

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

Suburbitank.

please don’t call eyes “orbs”

u have beautiful spheres

 beautiful sight melons

nice face balls

Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up

no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with