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kaz during his confrontation with the darkling

Me, after binging Shadow and Bone for 8 hours straight:

Ok but like. What if on the ice court heist in the show Jesper is just like MAN THIS SHIP WOULD BE A LOT BETTER IF MILO WERE HERE and just going on and on about Milo while Kaz had already killed a man and is ready to do it again bc Inej is hurt and later on when they’re hiding from Van Eck or whatever on Black Veil Jesper mentions Milo again and wylan just. Loses it and gets all jealous like who the FUCK is Milo???? And Jesper. Has to admit that it’s a goat. And then doesn’t get why Wylan’s suddenly all embarrassed bc he’s a big ol dummy who doesn’t realize that Wylan likes him back and meanwhile Wylan’s just sitting there like I WAS JEALOUS OF A GOAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

Anyway, as we enter cold & flu season in the YEAR of corona, this will come in very handy.