The Road to There

EVERY DOG DESERVES THIS, BUT ESPECIALLY EGGNOG THE BULLDOG.

Why can’t I build this for Betty? Goals!!

My life is complete

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

Someone told me once what it was and it’s odd knowing because you’re totally aware of it.

@queenofthecroutons WHAT DO I SMELL LIKE

Hubby says I smell like pancake batter in the morning

Having a partner who’s also your best friend is the sweetest thing, because you get to smooch their face and hold their hand, but you also get to laugh a lot and play games and make up inside jokes and just… spend time together, with no expectations or limitations. Just lots of support and affection and smiling.

My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance

SCREAMING

How much La Croix is too much La Croix for one day?

FUCK IT!!! starting right now I fuckin luv myself and fuck wasting time thinkin about food all the time!!! I’m wasting my god damn life stressin about my body

@ me 😩

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

No probert Robert

@queenofthecroutons

Why do some fitness people feel the need to add a long ass caption to every single photo they post? It’s ok to take a selfie and not have some monumental grand life revelation that you need to preach to your followers to go along with it. Not everything has to be that deep

Not to mention it’s a variation on the same caption every freakin’ time 🙄🙄

fucking hilarious

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped