Oh Captain, my Captain

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

This is exactly what snapchat was created for

That’s the best use of this reaction image I think I’ll ever see.

Says the guy from Ohio

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

*grabs my own ass* nice

once again he is 100% correct

Russel Brand knows what’s up

99% of being a musical theatre fan is singing duets by yourself

"Wanna go home and see what’s on Netflix?" is totally code for "Wanna go home and make out?"

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING???? THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

If you don’t love Russell Howard then you don’t have a sense of humour