spam.

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

I will be annoying about the media I enjoy consider this a promise

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

Of all the billionaires that exist not one of them turned into a superhero or even a hero if any kind.