professional fruit

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

don’t trust me by 3oh!3 comes on and the feminism leaves my body for a full three minutes and twelve seconds

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

anyone have that oil painting of the nun with the absolutely massive tits and it’s painted in like a semi-classical style

please help I can’t google “painting of nun with huge tits” bc it’s going to show me a lot of pictures that are not the one I’m looking for

FAT TITS NUN

what if instead of slim shady his name was slim shitty. He’d be kinda owned I think

ok lets talk serious for a second. if tumblr revival becomes a trend WE CANNOT combat it by reverting to 2012 cringe - thatl make us a novelty and people will start joining specifically to join in and observe the 2022 'bieber fever' revival. What i am proposing is that we become violently and unrelentingly hostile to the new twitter migrants. Just completely, almost absurdly unpleasant and condescending. Make a reputation for being unbroachable hermits instead of unusual novelties. Become fucking angry. RISE

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

u dont like grilla ? 🦍? ough ough?

if i ever tag a post w a character/couple that doest make sense just know that i have a rich inner world you could never hope to understand

I find it endlessly fascinating that most humans just want someone who will get up in the middle of the night to close the windows with them when it starts down pouring. We want someone to dry our dishes after we wash them. We just want another person to do mundane activities with. We want to tell someone how the copy machine broke at work and we want to listen to how Debra is causing office drama again. We just want something so simple. We want human connection and honesty and to be bored with someone else instead of bored alone. 

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me