if you’re not thinking about vampires what are you doing

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if you’re not thinking about vampires what are you doing

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@vamplire this seems like your kind of content
*sighs dreamily* yeah
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Pivoting to making tradwife content, except the wifely traditions I uphold will be cool, such as:
Having a lot of gay sex with my maid
Subtly poisoning my terrible husband and taking control of his wealth
Publishing treatises in my awful husband's name while he languishes with a mysterious illness of the mind (I am paying the household cook to keep him continuously dosed with enough laudanum to incapacitate him)
Arranging for my wretched husband to be killed in what appears to be a tragic hunting accident
Being seduced by a strange pale woman named Carmilla and suddenly dying of an unknown disease of the blood, only be spotted that night walking the grounds of the estate hand in hand with Carmilla. My horrible husband is discovered dead and drained of blood the next morning

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Yes, as it happens I do have a personality outside pining over lesbian vampires. It's called pining over lesbian humans (especially if they have vampire girlfriends)
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Hypno kink video but it's just an instructional video that teaches me how to interact with other humans without making a complete fool of myself
absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.
The way that 2000s movies positioned these incredibly competitive, hard to get into, passion-driven careers as
1) easy to obtain and
2) much less important than finding a man
is so horrible in so many ways that we should talk about more