cwn #2 lover

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[Feathered Chief] You damned insolent— [Chu Wanning] Tianwen! [Narrator] Called forth, Tianwen slashed right across her face So hard that it cut the side of her mouth, blood flowing out freely. [Chu Wanning] A damned insolent what? [Narrator] Chu Wanning smiled grimly And smoothed the sleeve that was slightly rumpled from wielding the willow whip. Then with one hand he pulled Mo Ran to standing by the collar, His eyes never moving even half an inch from the Feathered Tribe chief. [Chu Wanning] Go ahead and say it, What kind of damned insolent person I am. [Feathered Chief] You… You dare do this— You! [Chu Wanning] Why should I not dare? What do I not dare? [Narrator] He paused, then dragged Mo Ran over from the side. [Chu Wanning] Listen well. This person is mine. I'm taking him away. [Narrator] Mo Ran still hadn't recovered from the shock of Chu Wanning's sudden entrance, like a god from the sky, Before the words, "This person is mine," Veritably smashed him to pieces. [Mo Ran] Shizun. [Chu Wanning] Shut your mongrel mouth. [Narrator] Although Chu Wanning had no expression, Mo Ran could clearly see The fury in the depths of his eyes. [Chu Wanning] Your accomplishments are few, your failures many, And all of them give me grief. [Narrator] So saying, he slapped the back of Mo Ran's head And carried him into the air, Traveling a dozen meters in one leap.

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[Xue Meng] Shizun? [Narrator] Xue Meng's expression grew more solemn at once. [Xue Meng] He's the only one with no nicknames. In all of Sisheng Peak, no one dares make fun of him. [Mo Ran] What bullshit. That's only because people know you like Shizun, And don't tell you the truth. [Narrator] Mo Ran rolled his eyes and pulled Chu Wanning to the side, Using not-very-hushed tones to say hushedly, [Mo Ran] Don't listen to him. I'll tell you: On all of Sisheng Peak, The Yuheng Elder has the most nicknames out of everybody. [Xia Sini] Oh? Really? [Narrator] Chu Wanning raised his eyebrow just a bit, As if he was interested despite himself. [Xia Sini] Such as? [Mo Ran] Ahem, such as The more polite ones. They call him The White Ghost of Impermanence. [Xia Sini] Why do they call him this? [Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course. [Xia Sini] Is there more? [Mo Ran] Little White Cabbage. [Xia Sini] Why? [Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course. [Xia Sini] Is there more? [Mo Ran] Big Steamed Bun. [Xia Sini] Why? [Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course. [Xia Sini] Is there more? [Mo Ran] Little Widow. [Xia Sini] Huh? [Mo Ran] Do you know why? [Narrator] Mo Ran absolutely did not detect the killing intent that flashed across Chu Wanning's eyes, Still laughing like an idiot. [Mo Ran] Because he… Wears white all the time, of course. [Narrator] If Chu Wanning weren't so strong-willed, He wouldn't have been able to stand it. [Xia Sini] Is — Is there more? [Narrator] Mo Ran glanced at Xue Meng's face, then said in a low voice, [Mo Ran] If I keep going, I'm afraid my cousin here is going to flip the pot onto my head. [Narrator] Xue Meng slapped the table, saying through clenched teeth, [Xue Meng] Those hooligans, Who allowed them to make fun of Shizun like this? What little cabbage and big steamed bun? There's even a "little widow!" They're all tired of living. [Mo Ran] Yeah. No, wait, You're unhappy about just this?

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[Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder, between 0.5 and 2.0, Who causes you to be more embarrassed, And is more ridiculous, meow? [Chu Wanning] 2.0. [Veggiebun] Huh? Why, meow? Isn't he very considerate of you? [Chu Wanning] 0.5 won't ask, only act. Even if his words are filthy at times, It doesn't have anything to do with me. 2.0, though? [Veggiebun] What's wrong with 2.0, meow? [Chu Wanning] When he asks these things so respectfully, has he thought of my feelings? Do I have to nod and tell him, Yes, please come in, remember (to wear a condom), welcome honored guest? [Veggiebun] It seems that way, doesn't it? [Chu Wanning] 0.5 won't ask how I'm feeling. He usually just goes to work after he's done. 2.0 has to interview my innermost heart. What do I have to do? Fill out a customer-satisfaction survey for him? [Veggiebun] (Laughter.) Woof! I laughed so hard I barked like a dog. [Narrator] When Veggiebun returned to the mountain later that day, It issued to all of Sisheng Peak's cats a special report titled "Which Do You Want: A Domineering CEO or a Faithful Hound?" [Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder indicated that when he's with 0.5, It's like he's a high-end gigolo, Being taken advantage by a mob boss who doesn't pay, meow. And the Yuheng Elder said that when he's with 2.0, He feels like he's the demanding mob boss, Paying for the premium gigolo — meow. [Narrator] Um. The next day, Sisheng Peak's cats were all without cat food.