⚡THUNDER FORCE SENTENCE STARTERS
A collection dialogue taken from Netflix’s Thunder Force. Feel free to adjust as needed. TW: Alcohol mentions, swearing, violence
"Let’s give someone else a chance.”
“So, I can’t say, ‘Wayne is a stupid bags of crap,’ I have to say, ‘Wayne is a stupid bag of crap’?“
“Worth it.”
“I’m not a nerd. I’m smart. There’s a difference.“
“I’m sorry about your parents.“
“Now, get in that dumpster. ‘Cause that’s where the garbage goes.“
“If I had superpowers, I’d beat the crap out of whoever did it to them.“
“I think I’d be a pretty kick-ass superhero.“
“Yeah, I knew that. I was testing you.”
“I made us friendship bracelets. Now we’re officially friends.“
“If Jesus was here, he would crush it.“
“There’s a break in the fence. I could sneak us in.”
“If you can’t tell a joke, you’ll never get a lady. That’s factual.”
“You’re gonna crack from the stress though.”
“Don’t worry. I got your back. Trust me.”
“No! Oh my god, I am late. You were supposed to wake me up.”
“Oh, wow, that did not go like I planned at all.“
“I can’t do this anymore. I’m trying to do something with my life.“
“Hey, I’m sorry, I messed up.“
“Sorry isn’t enough. I have important things to accomplish.“
“I can’t let you drag me down.“
“We all know I’m not special.“
“I could be the president, getting chauffeured in limousines.“
“Who blows up an angel?”
“I can’t even pay to fix my window.”
“I don’t talk to her anymore, and you know it.“
“Got her number for you.”
“You don’t know unless you ask.”
“That’s not the worst of it.”
“I worry about ya, but you do make a hell of a pancake.“
“Hey, you be careful out there.“
“I wish she was here.“
“She’s probably hangin’ out with strippers, sippin’ smooth champagne, eatin’ nachos filled with goose meat or something.“
“Do you wanna hear a joke?“
“She probably just needs a wingman.“
“Sorry, it’s after hours. Do you have an appointment?“
“I guess you could say we’re estranged now, but not in a way that’s, like, restraining order.“
“She doesn’t go to parties on her own.“
“I’m kinda relieved that’s the answer.“
“Whoa, this place is taters.“
“Can I get, like, an ice-cold brewski?“
“I remembered that you never liked to go to parties solo, so I just thought I’d...swing by and see if you wanted me to go with you.”
“Don’t touch anything while I’m gone, please.”
“I need you to keep an eye on things.“
“Oh, uh, she said that you’re supposed to get me another cold beer right away.“
“Alright, I’m gonna sit, not touch anything else, and wait for my beer.“
“Whoa! This is the world’s stupidest massage chair!“
“It’s not a massage chair, you idiot.“
“Okay, I touched a couple… I touched one thing. I’m so sorry…“
“I’ve worked for this my entire life and you’ve ruined everything.“
“I always knew you could do it.“
“Well, that’s not…very soothing to hear.“
“Wait a minute, I’m not staying here.“
“This looks like the jail cell on Battlestar Galactica.“
“Did I do that?”
“You have a kid and I didn’t even know it?“
“We have clean women’s clothing for you. Everything you could possibly need, and we will burn what you are wearing at the first opportunity.“
“If you need anything, someone will be on call.“
“Oh my god, don’t put your address online.“
“We should play. But I gotta warn you. I play dirty!“
“Uh, I don’t start at 5:00 a.m.“
“Oh my god, I’m gonna throw the shit out of a city bus.“
“Why does it look like a carnival thing?“
“I think I sprained my groin. Do chicks have groins?“
“It’s a miracle you’re still alive.“
“You know, I’m scrambling to find the silver lining here.“
“Hold on to your ta-tas, ’cause this thing’s getting crushed.“
“Well, that’s a stone-cold bummer.“
“I hear you’re not eating.“
“Don’t judge me, it’s so good.“
“Go easy on her. It’s my fault.“
“Can’t unsee that.“
“Oh, sexy science talk.”
