incorrect b99

terry: this guy, *slides photo accross table* i want you to shoot him in the leg

jake: i hate feeling ostrich-sized.

jake: terry, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

jake: *walks into a library* hey do you have any books on turtles?

rosa: wow your legs look great in those jeans.

jake: i love that “take out” can mean food, dating and murder.

amy: i’m amy fucking santiago.

amy: gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.

rosa: how did you know i was going to propose?

terry: treat spiders how you would want to be treated!

amy: i’m not going to stand by and watch you kill a man!

amy: what state do you live in?

amy: *barrels into jake’s life*

jake: ten years ago today, i married my best friend...

terry: there are some names without vowels in them.

gina: achoo.