artemis

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

I love getting knives out of the dishwasher because I pull them out and for a few seconds I'm kind of an evil murderer who is a threat to everyone around me but then I'm normal again and put the knife up

well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he’s dead

i have misunderstood the post