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shane hollander spends the whole of his life going “leopards are stalking me and they are going to eat me if they catch me” and everyone laughs it off and goes that’s not going to happen that’s crazy and then the leopards that have been stalking him do catch him and eat him and everyone’s response is not “we’re so sorry for not believing you about the leopards” its “well getting eaten by leopards wasn’t that bad, was it?”
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draft age accurate shane hollander
There are 2 types of fanfic:
fanfic that I like
fanfic that is none of my business
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I'm overruling canon, Shane shouldn't forgive Hayden for accidentally outing him.
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There were no nice men in Montreal?
while yes technically i do have homework to make its much more fun to write hollanov
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i still haven't read the books can i ask about the halloween scene
ilya is in ottawa being super depressed and he goes well could a depressed person do THIS??! and then throws a huge halloween party for the centaurs that he haaaaates and he’s dressed as a gladiator and in a terrible mood the whole time and at one point he’s just staring at himself in the mirror being like why don’t i feel anything. it’s all so pointless. nothing means anything. we are all dust. and everyone is smoking weed and doing keg stands and dancing and laughing and he’s skulking around like the ghost of a drowned woman. anyways once everyone leaves shane surprise shows up at midnight and ilya is like “shaaaane it’s my shane i am alive again” and shane is like “i saw the instagram pics of you in your incredibly hot gladiator costume and drove the entire way here with a butt plug in we need to fuck NOW” so they have sex and ilya is like performing super hot dom top and also trying not to cry the entire time and then shane leaves at like 4am and ilya has a full fledged sliding down the wall crying girl interrupted breakdown.
myilya was canceled in like 2014 after a video of him using the f-slur while rapping along to an eminem song goes viral. when asked to comment he said 'is fine i'm allowed to say it'
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He feels huge, he feels empty. There's a box of bagels on the counter and thats where Shane starts. He doesn't get butter or cream cheese, only shoves the Everything-seasoned bread into his mouth and lets the thought quiet.
or, shane binge eating
When Shane joins the centaurs, Ilya arranges it that he gets the locker next to his. He's not passing up the chance to flirt with his half-dressed husband before and after games. Being captain comes with perks.
"You're lucky to get this locker," he tells Shane before their first practice. "Everyone in this room is always fighting to get it."
"Why, because it's the one next to yours?" says Shane, tugging a curl at the back of Ilya's head just hard enough to pull his head back playfully.
"Well, yes," laughs Ilya. "But this is also the magic locker."
Shane has that look on his face that Ilya knows means he's not sure if he wants to laugh or roll his eyes.
"The magic locker?" he says with a skeptical eyebrow and a fond smile. "I'm scared to ask what that means."
"You'll see. Is very mysterious. Science cannot explain it. You will soon see its power for yourself."
And Shane's laughing now.
"How about you get dressed so that you're not late for practice, Cap? The only power I want to see right now is your ass on the ice."
And Ilya has this stupid grin the whole way through practice that only gets wider when Shane gets back to his locker to find his favourite post-practice protein bar and an ice-cold can of ginger ale. There's a small post-it stuck to the protein bar that says "Welcome to the team, Hollander. Love, the magic locker elves. xx" It's unmistakably Ilya's handwriting.
"See?" says Ilya, delighted at how much Shane is smiling. "Mysterious."
"Super mysterious," he says, pressing a small kiss to Ilya's cheek. "Tell the elves I say thank you."
And every practice or game after that, there's always something small waiting in the locker for Shane. Because his locker is magic.
As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"
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My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking
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