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its 6am and i am LOSING my shit over the delivery of that guy. my lord

I actually learned how to properly use em dashes due to everyone blaming chat gpt for them and holy frick I love them. They’re mine now. And Oxford comas. You can’t have em.

Everyone reblog this with the hashtag halloween to pass on the fun!

You have to tap the like for the pumpkin to show up fyi

Omg it's me everytime I leave my house

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.