they/them

Maturing is realizing that rich dudes are worse than the cartoon villains

The GMM "Will It Hot Pocket? Taste Test" video came out 7 years ago. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Aaaah I want to write a romance novel but I've never written a book and it's going to be shit but I want it to be coherent 😭😭😭

I love how as a generation mental illness is a joke but like this shit hurted 🥲

I don't want a grave but if I did I'd want on it "Fucking Finally."

I'm reorganizing bc I got the motivation at 2 am, and I just haven't stopped. I am future me dealing with all shit. I feel like a Sim who did nothing but clean and now I'm uncomfortable. The bubbles kept ketting exed ig.

I just want to exist I didn't ask to to be in a capitalist state

I dread February bc I'll have to see a bunch of straight couples prancing around holding hands and shit, keep that to urself I'm not trying to projectile vomit over here.

If I ever get murdered they better give my killer an embarrassing name like "incel man" or "mommy issues murderer" if they don't I'm haunting a bitch

I want to LARP, it seems cool. I get to be a different person banter with people and get to whack them without hurting them? And I get to do it dressed as a fantasy character?!

I've been watching Grace and Frankie, and the fact Brianna took Frankie's lube and added palm oil then when Frankie confronted her and then Brianna just dismissed her is making me not like her. I get it business and shit but she didn't even try to listen to Frankie, but also where did Frankie get the blood from?

Apparently it's butch appreciation day and let me say I appreciate ALL of you.

If you buy anti depressants, does that mean money buys your happiness?

Ammonia is a basic bitch.