MYWAYORANOTHER

It must be a true marvel of modern cloning. Every single night, thousands of little putins bravely march out to load the artillery shells. A whole squadron of putins sits at the control desks, carefully aiming ballistic missiles at children's hospitals and power grids. And let's not forget the flock of putins actively piloting kamikaze drones into residential apartment blocks at 3 AM.

The sheer multitasking required is phenomenal!

And thank goodness the enlightened West has figured out this brilliant loophole. Since we’ve collectively agreed that the other 140 million people are just helpless, innocent bystanders tragically caught in the crossfire of the tanks they built and drove, it makes perfect sense to keep rolling out the red carpet.

Why should anyone face actual consequences, social isolation, or a boycott? As long as the West keeps furiously whitewashing the blatant complicity of an entire society, we can all enjoy the gymnastics finals with a perfectly clear conscience.

Just keep repeating the comfortable mantra to sleep at night: the drones fly themselves, the bombs drop by magic, and it's all just one very, very busy man's fault.

It must be a true marvel of modern cloning. Every single night, thousands of little putins bravely march out to load the artillery shells. A whole squadron of putins sits at the control desks, carefully aiming ballistic missiles at children's hospitals and power grids. And let's not forget the flock of putins actively piloting kamikaze drones into residential apartment blocks at 3 AM.

The sheer multitasking required is phenomenal!

And thank goodness the enlightened West has figured out this brilliant loophole. Since we’ve collectively agreed that the other 140 million people are just helpless, innocent bystanders tragically caught in the crossfire of the tanks they built and drove, it makes perfect sense to keep rolling out the red carpet.

Why should anyone face actual consequences, social isolation, or a boycott? As long as the West keeps furiously whitewashing the blatant complicity of an entire society, we can all enjoy the gymnastics finals with a perfectly clear conscience.

Just keep repeating the comfortable mantra to sleep at night: the drones fly themselves, the bombs drop by magic, and it's all just one very, very busy man's fault.