a form of waiting

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.

whenever you guys are cruel to that sodomized elf or the alcoholic robot it just reveals to me that all of your posturing about being kind is for woke points and you salivate at the idea of having a socially acceptable punching bag 😪

The elf's not gotta fuck you. That's his whole thing

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

sorry for not showering.. (remembers that saying thank you instead of sorry is more positive) thank you for giving me this opportunity to stink :)